Fight me Bro.
Or give me chocolate, that would make us friends.

Getting really sick before holidays. Shit just got real.


shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

(via transitoryinfinity)

I will not smoke now.
No I won’t.
No… Oh, fuck it, where are my cigarettes? Shit, I don’t have any. Okay, no.

Stuck at home ill, while my roommates are away, my laptop is broken and there’s no television. But hey, at least I got food.


how do i get over someone who i never dated

(Source: 01feb, via minty-hot)

At the gym: Pretending to be sporty and pretty, while actually looking like shit.

Don’t trust me when I’m tired.